c-elebutante:
“surprisebitch:
“ pancakes are made of eggs omfg
”
chickens literally eat their own eggs… some of you have never hung out with a chicken and it shows
”

c-elebutante:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

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chickens literally eat their own eggs… some of you have never hung out with a chicken and it shows

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

soiamstanding-bye:
“soiamstanding-bye:
“Spontaneous tattoo
”
Spontaneous tat2.0
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soiamstanding-bye:

soiamstanding-bye:

Spontaneous tattoo

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Spontaneous tat2.0

beyhive1992:

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Whew the shade!

i-am-a-fish:

oh well hello there! sorry to interrupt your dash-scrolling, but may i offer you some gay?

maki-course:

yourfaveis-heterophobic:

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YOU are heterophobic

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no-mi-torta:
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paxamericana:
“terrible public health practices and anti-labor attitudes all in one tweet from an ostensibly objective CNN journalist. i know i love to be poked and prodded by someone with visible, communicable symptoms who comes into contact with...

paxamericana:

terrible public health practices and anti-labor attitudes all in one tweet from an ostensibly objective CNN journalist. i know i love to be poked and prodded by someone with visible, communicable symptoms who comes into contact with hundreds of people headed to hundreds of global destinations every day.

Keith Torres 22 (They/Them) Florida, USA

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